SARDAR SMS!
Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”
I wanna die like my grandpa
Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..
This horrible thing is what you call modern art
Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.
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