SARDAR SMS!
Sardar got job in a telenor call centre
Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone.
Scientific formula of water by sardar
Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.
Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!
A sardar went to Pizza Hut
A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
Sardar filed an application 4 divorce
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning hou
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people
from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were
fire brigade staff !
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