SARDAR SMS!

 


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2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy

2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.

 

Sardar1:Look so many bandages,

pakka truck accident case hai.

 

Sardar2: Aaho,

truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760


Kept the door open while bathing

Do U know why a sardar ji kept

the door open while taking a bath?

 

Because he was scared that someone

might see through the “KEY HOLE”.


Y 18 sardars go 2 a movie

Question: Why did 18 Sardars

go to a movie?

 

Answer: Because below 18

was not allowed.


What is a adult joke?

Sardarji was asked,

what is a adult joke?

 

Reply came

any joke which is eighteen years old.


Is that a sun or moon

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :

Is that a sun or moon?

 

Other Sardar replies :

Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..



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