SARDAR SMS!

 


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It is wrong to sleep with married women.

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife these days

Guess why?

because somebody had told him that

it is wrong to sleep with married women.


Pair of strange socks

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,

one is green and one is blue with red spots!

 

Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.

I’ve got another pair of the same at home.


Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain

A sardarji went to a

STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and

slapped the operator twice.

 

:-( Guess why ?

 

bcoz there it was written

“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”


Latest version of java

Interviewer asked sardarji:

Which are the 2 latest versions of java?

 

Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava


Sardar’s Leave application

Sardar’s Leave application

 

Dear Sir,

My wife is ill.

As there is no other Husband

in the family to look after her,

Kindly grant me leave for one day.



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