MISC SMS JOKES!

 


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Poison in hearts..!

A snake has its poison in its teeth..

A dog in its tongue..

A scorpio in its tale..

Its only the human who have poison in their hearts..!

Strange but true!


Nagative answer

By expecting a negative answer,

Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”

 

To satisfy his girl,

the boy reply a negative answer:

“Nothing of these, I haven’t done.”


U luv sum1,u marry sum1 else

Some Realties of Life.
“U love someone U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes your wife or husband.
And the one u loved becomes the password of your mail id”


Degrees of girls!

Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!


If u save this message

If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!



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