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Toilet Jane Se Pehle

Toilet Jane Se Pehle... 
 .(','). 
/(___) 
 ./ _ 
Toilet Se Aanay K Baad... 
.('.'). 
 /() 
 _/. 
Tauba Yar, 
Kitna Karte Ho Tum....;-D ;-P ;-> 


Main TumhAre DARWAZE PAr KhArA Hon

Main TumhAre DARWAZE PAr KhArA Hon 

DArwAzA KhoLo? 




|""""""| ArAy 
| ,| IdhAr 
|______| NAhi 



.+""+"'+. 
". ." IdhAr 
" + "


Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen, unme se ek pizza kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.


We will buy new wedding ring

Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,

Girlfriend:It’s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!


Caught sleeping together

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)



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