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Girls of 1995 & 2007

GIRLZ OF 1995*

“AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM”

 

GIRLZ OF 2007*

AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM


All flowers are sweet but

Rose

Lotus

Tulip

Orchid

Sunflower

Jasmin

Lilly

All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,

Kyun K

Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.


If someone calls u crazy

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,

if sumone calls u duffer,relax,

if sumone calls u stupid be cool,

but if sumone calls u “cute”

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lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,

mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai


Positive thought

A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.

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Dad asked: “how did u feel?”

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It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”

 

Moral: Take everything positively!


Jab barish hoti hai

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.

Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

 

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,

Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!



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