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Do u know d full form of DAIRY MILK

Do u know d full form of DAIRY MILK

D- Darling

A- Always

I-I

R-Remember

Y-You

M- Meet

I- Immediately For A

l- Long

K-Kiss


Just bring someone to MARRY ME !

I'm getting married next month.

There would be a small party and

only a few people will be invited.

Don't bring any gift.

Just bring someone to MARRY ME !


Excitement in Examz!!!…

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…

Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.


Why student fails ?

WHY STUDENT FAIL

Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313

Summer holidays 50,Days left 263

8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141

1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126

2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,

1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81

Exams days 35 days,Days left 46

Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26

Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1

That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.

Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?


Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza

koi cheez bewafai se barh kar kya hogi,

Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh kar kya hogi,

 

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,

to wo saza PARHAI se barh kar kya hogi.



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