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do u remember ur cute childhood
Do You Remember Your
Cute Childhood
When
You Went To A Toy Shop
And Ask Shopkeeper:
Antal Antal Ye Mintey Titne
Ta Hy ? ?
And Shopkeeper Replied: Beta
Ye Monkey Nahi Mirror Hy . . . =P =D
What is skeleton?
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
bakri hote
Kash aap bakri hote.
hum aapko ghaas khilate.
or jor jor se aapke singh hilate.
or poochte ki SMS kon karega tum ya mai
or aap pyar se kehete
mai....mai...mai
Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?
Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?
When u c mirror & u don’t laugh at yourself,
that is ignorance!
&
When i look at u & i don’t laugh,
thats called self control:-)
New element added to periodic table
A New Added element to the Periodic Table.
Element Name:GIRL
Symbol: G
Atomic Weight:dont even dare to ask :-D
Physical Properties..
*boils at anything
*can freeze at anytime
*melts if handled wid love n care
*very bitter if mis handled
Chemical Properties.
*very reactive
*highly unstable
*posses strong affinity for gold n silver
*money reducing agent
*volatile when left alone
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