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Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen, unme se ek pizza kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.


I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,
kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,
tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.


If people says you are crazy

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.


Hotho se jo choo liya

Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai


We will buy new wedding ring

Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,

Girlfriend:It’s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!



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